Gatorman Redux, or “Why I moved to Billie Swamp Safari almost 200 miles from my beloved east everglades.”

By: Glenn Wilsey, Sr.

 

Well folks as many of you have heard, I am about to start a new chapter in my life.  I’ve been driving airboats off the Tamiami Trail (US-41) just west of Miami, for 14 years. As a tour guide I visit many other airboat attractions and have my own rating system. Who better to do the rating than an experienced airboat tour guide with many years in the business, right?

 

Many years ago my friend Ray Bacerra (a falconer) worked with me, but ended up taking a job at Billie Swamp Safari. http://www.seminoletribe.com/safari/  I started going up to Billie’s to visit with Ray right away. Even back then, Billie Swamp Safari was a nice place. I liked it there so much, I wrote a story about my many visits there.

 

**If you’re not already reading this on my Airboats and Animals of Florida website, you can go on-line to www.aaof.us then find “Stories of an Airboat Guide.” To read the story, you’ll have to click where it says “check out my past stories.”   You’ll find that I wrote, “A tour guide’s view of other eco-tours” back in 2000 and it’s very much about Billie’s.

 

I recently took a vacation, spending 5 days and 4 nights at Billie Swamp Safari.  That’s right, I live and work in the everglades and what do I do? Yeah, I take a vacation in the everglades.  Everyone laughs about that, but I really do love the everglades.  It was so cool, I went to check in and could see Donald Starks at the reception desk and the first words out of his mouth were “Hey, Gatorman when is your start date?”  I told him I was there for vacation and not to fill out an application... yet.  We both chuckled and Mrs. Gatorman and I checked in and were directed to our chickee (a traditional Seminole and Miccosukee lodging with a roof of palm fronds). The coolest thing about Billie Swamp Safari is you can check in and spend your whole vacation right there.  As we walked through the park we passed the swamp buggy dock and I looked up to see Cathy Mickelsen looking down at me. Cathy yelled “Hey Gatorman when do you start?” I laughed and continued towards our chickee. As we got closer, Jodi Simone went by on a golf cart and yelled “Hey, when do you start?” I laughed and waved to Jodi. Cathy and Jodi are swamp buggy tour guides.  It is said that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but both have taught me a few new ways of doing things.

 

For the next four days, everyone that I’d met and known at Billie Swamp Safari over the last decade or so came up to me and said, “Hey Gatorman are you coming to work here?” or, “Hey Gatorman, when do you start?”  The thing was, I really was just on vacation.  An old and forgotten idea started working its way out of the dark and damp, cobweb filled basement of my mind, however, and started seeking daylight.

 

I must say I was honored to know that so many people wanted me to work with them.  These are all friendly folks who love their jobs and are as passionate about the everglades as I am.   In the last 10 years, many of my friends who are employees of Billie Swamp Safari have asked me if I would ever come work with them. I have always looked up to all of them, and considered their work to be on par with my own.  Go on a national park tour sometime, really, they are educational and some are quite good, but when the national park guides talk, they are usually monotone, sounding like Ben Stein.  Also, watch the national park guides when they use a catch phrase such as “Look at the beauty around you.”  Not only don’t they sound passionate about what they are talking about, but they are looking at the audience when they say that rather than looking around, themselves.  It’s sad.  You can tell when someone is passionate about their work and about the everglades, because their excitement shows and you can hear it in their voices.  That describes everyone at Billie Swamp Safari.

 

It was hard to say good-bye to the “river of grass,” the southeastern part of the everglades, where I have lived and worked as an airboat tour guide for 17 years. Billie Swamp Safari is a bit further north and west off of Alligator Alley, which crosses the state from Broward County to Collier County just as the Tamiami Trail crosses the state down in Miami-Dade County, and is tucked in among the old growth cypress swamp that is the northwest end of the everglades.  The area is the same now as it has been for hundreds if not thousands of years and you might find rare orchids and other plants that you will not see anywhere else.  When you see a big alligator in this setting it is easy to imagine that you really are spying on the private moments of a dinosaur.

 

So, you may be asking yourself, “what was it that finally made Gatorman decide to make such a drastic change?”  I love to take folks out on an airboat and teach them about the everglades, but  there was something missing.  At the tourist park where I worked for the last 14 years, I drove an airboat, and early on, started wrestling alligators which I found to be very gratifying. 

I have, as you all know, a great love for wild alligators.  I only started wrestling alligators in the early 1990’s because a new guy started working at the park who had been wrestling alligators for 2 or 3 years before he came to work there. This guy would boast about how much cooler he was than the rest of us, because he could wrestle an alligator. Just for the record, I hold a high respect for anyone who will jump on an alligator, assuming they are properly trained in how to do it.  Well, the boasting of the alligator wrestler sounded like a challenge to me and my friend, Kubas Vanroyan, so, we started practicing alligator wrestling ourselves with one of my many friends, Jose Novo at Everglades Safari Park. On days when there was no one to wrestle the alligators, Kubas or I would jump in the pit and  put on a show.  Kubas wrestled the alligators now and then just to prove he could do it and I started wrestling more and more often, because I liked it. Soon, I was told that I could “NOT” wrestle alligators there anymore.  I was so disappointed that I went out and bought my own alligator so I could practice and stay in shape. I was just driving airboats and missing the alligator wrestling.

 

While on my vacation, my friend Gus “One Bear” Batista at Billie Swamp Safari kept asking me to come work with him and the Billie Swamp Safari crew.  He told me that if I went to work at Billie’s I would continue to drive airboats and I could also drive swamp buggies.  As much fun as they are to ride, swamp buggies are even more fun to drive.  Wow, I thought, I could get paid to do that.  My brain was still in vacation mode, so the idea of working at Billie Swamp Safari was filed for later consideration while I pondered more important things, such as, what to have for dessert.  However, the idea wasn’t filed as deeply as it might have been, and my mind kept bouncing the idea of working at Billie Swamp Safari off the front of my skull the way Steve McQueen bounced that baseball off the cell wall in “The Great Escape.” Then Gus said, “You can wrestle gators every now and then too.”   I heard bells.  I felt like I’d just won the big bucks at one of the slot machines back at the Seminole Indian Tribe of Florida’s Hard Rock Casino.

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I know a lot of alligator wrestlers, but there are two that I have the most respect for. These men not only see the alligator they are working with, but it seems they can feel what the alligator is about to do.   # 1 would be Jose Novo and  # 1 would be Gus “One Bear” Batista (Uh huh, both are # 1).  Gus has amazed me with his alligator handling skills.  When Gus is in the alligator pit, sitting in the water, working the alligators, I watch in AWE.

 

It’s not often that I cringe when I watch someone working with alligators, but Gus often  makes me wonder, “how does he do that?”

   

As my new Boss made clear to me, I am “not the spring chicken I used to be,” so I will be back up to Gus and to John Martinez in the alligator pit.

Since Gus and I love to interact with wild alligators, the chance to be his back up in the pit was just fine with me.  It is nice to have a boss that worries about you. Then I got to meet the manager at Billie Swamp Safari. “Call me Ed,” he said.   Ed told me that I could also perform venomous snake shows. All I can say is, thanks Ed.  I have always looked up to Hans Lago, who along with Gus and myself, has a great love for reptiles.  As a matter of fact, Hans is like a walking encyclopedia of reptiles.  In the short time I have known him, Hans has taught me many intricate things about reptiles and I was looking forward to teaching as much as I can about them to the public.  Because, when I give a show, I am teaching as well as entertaining and that is part of why I love it so much.  Ed also said I could get in on story telling.  Do you think I needed any more incentive?  I started thinking, “wow, this could be the icing on the cake.”  Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better, my best friend Ray Bacerra asked me if I would practice and maybe perform the birds of prey shows for him. I have worked with Ray for years and he has already taught me much about birds of prey over the many years we have known each other.  So, I get to drive airboats and swamp buggies, wrestle alligators, show folks about snakes and birds of prey.  Well, with all that in front of me, I just had to say yes and I took the job.

 

So folks, I’ve left the park in the southeastern everglades behind and I’ve begun a new chapter in my life at Billie Swamp Safari. Everyone here has welcomed me with open arms and open hearts. I have been here for 3 weeks and I feel that I am already a member of the Billie Swamp Safari family.  I want to say thanks for making me a part of your family, it feels GREAT!!

 

Many of my readers came to see me at the old place, “just off the trail, amidst the river of grass” and some have already visited me here at Billie Swamp Safari.  I would be honored to see all of you here at Billie’s where you will see that it’s still the everglades, but it’s a very different everglades. Now I’ll be showing you the beauty and serenity of the cypress forest instead of the slow dance of the sawgrass. It’s truly amazing.  Please come and see all of us at Billie Swamp Safari, including me, Gatorman, anytime.

GATORMAN  (Glenn W. Wilsey Sr.)

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